Writer's Fight Song (Procrastination Rag)

I blame this completely on Making Light

We need ... a fight song. Something with completely ridiculous words that we can sing drunkenly when we get together.

Something that makes no sense to anyone but us. Anyone INCLUDING us, really.

To the tune of British Grenadiers, except when it isn't, with intervals of random arrythmic bellowing.

Because I LIKE "British Grenadiers."

Committed by angevin2 and me, with thanks to matociquala for the squid, which I sort of borrowed while she was off at archery because it was just lying there ...

ETA: Comments, suggestions for edits and new verses welcome; also, I will probably edit this more myself, cause I'm obsessive like that. (like, oh, fixing the spelling of onomatopoeia and correcting the egregious typos)

(Also the scansion is SUPPOSED to be weird and tricky, honest. It's not a true tribal song unless you have to KNOW how to wrap the syllables to make it come out right, I have observed)

( Cut for some really rather questionable language )