Shameless Doggerel: Yes, We Have No More F*ckses.

[marnanightingale]

Between the awful verdict in the Zimmerman trial and various states passing variously awful bills limiting access to abortion even further, all on top of the usual low-level awful that has become the background music of politics, there has been ... a lot of trolling about, especially of women and POC, especially especially of WOC.

This is respectfully dedicated to them, with love.

Profuse thanks and credit are due to my amazing beta @sairaforreal. All blame rests firmly with me.

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Here, however, are the Muppets singing Yes We Have No Bananas, which totally is, unless your boss hates Muppets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmBWtOWYsA



Yes, We Have No More Fuckses,
(a rant in singable form)

Yes, we have no more fuckses
We have no more fuckses today
We've fuck that and fuckit
And six kinds of ratshit
We're ass-deep in trolls here and hey -
You racism apologists,
And evo-psychologists,
We have no more fuckses today!

Yes, we have no more fuckses
We have no more fuckses today
We've got bigots talking hell -
And Muslim-hate as well
And we have no more fuckses today!

We've got PUAs, MRAs
A few folks from the KKK
Soi-disant journalists
Who "just want to to learn from us"
Pearlclutchers, Treehuggers,
Gun talk from the NRA,
A dude who's way too fond of Ché
Professional feminists
Who'd rather not mention us
In case it cuts into their pay!

(What's that, we've got an ally who gives half a fuck?
What good's an ally who splits?)

We've got dudes with hurt feelings
Who think they're appealing
We still have no fuckses today!

We can sell you a clue
What you do next's on you
We can take you to church
We can send you to school.
We can call out your bullshit all day.

We'll report you and block -
We can block your whole flock!
But we have no more fuckses
We're all out of fuckses
We have ...no more fuckses ... today!

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Comments

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*hugs you tightly*
*sings along*

[dorianegray.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!
(I particularly liked the rhyme of journalists/learn from us.)

Also, yeah, singing along loudly and crossly. The news here is full of fucking misogynist shit-headery too. Grr snarl.

[ami-b.livejournal.com]

SRSLY.

[sabotabby]

I believe you have composed the anthem of our generation.

[mentisiterinvit.livejournal.com]

wow! i love it! made me LOL!
i.