William Shakespeare's In My Pants Again

angevin2 once claimed that the BBC's Richard II does not have pantsable track titles.

Now, I hesitate to either argue with a genuine Shakespeare expert or, worse, accuse one of being pure-minded, BUT ...

I hearby present the Second Edition (as damned_colonial posted the first edition some time back) of William Shakespeare's History in My Pants:

Act 1 Scene 1: Alas The Part I Had In Gloucester's Blood In My Pants
Ew. EEEEEEEEW, I say.
Act 1 Scene 2: Many Years Of Happy Years Befall In My Pants
Act 1 Scene 3: My Lord Aumerle, Is Harry Hereford Arm'd In My Pants?
That's a slightly unnerving prospect. *makes Crown Jewels jokes*
Act 1 Scene 4: We Did Observe Cousin Aumerle In My Pants
This is bad enough if you DON'T know that Toby Jones, who plays Aumerle in this production, also plays Dobby in the Harry Potter movies. Except I just told you. Oops. If I said I was sorry, would you believe me?
Act 2 Scene 1: Will The King Come In My Pants?
That's just too easy. OTOH, so are we ...
Act 2 Scene 2 Madam Your Majesty Is Too Much Sad In My Pants
I find this unlikely, somehow ...
Act 3 Scene 1 Bring Forth These Men In My Pants
Act 3 Scene 4 What Sport Shall We Devise In My Pants?
Form an orderly queue, please ...
Act 5 Scene 2 My Lord, You Told Me You Would Tell The Rest In My Pants
Bet he says that to all the boys
Act 5 Scene 3 Sir Piers Of Exton, At A Later Time We Will Hold Counsel In My Pants
Yup. It's totally a line.
Act 5 Scene 4 But Who Comes Here In My Pants
Act 5 Scene 5 I Have Been Studying How I May Compare In My Pants
A common anxiety, one gathers.
Act 5 Scene 6 Kind Uncle York, The Latest News We Hear In My Pants
The odds we'd get through this without a fart joke? Were never very good, really ...