GIP

sjkasabi gave me a book of Leuning cartoons for Christmas, and it's been a joy and an inspiration ever since. I especially love this one.

and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops...

Editing and reworking. And battling the many-armed daemons of suckitude.

Have bell. Have candle. Have no book, which is the problem in a nutshell, really.

*perserveres*

Word count: 7027
angevin2 is at 13 000!

"and there/Ride on the pants triumphing!"

William Shakespeare in my pants returns ...

Much Ado is just too easy, really ... OTOH, we have sucessfully averted Ye Olde Farte Joke for once.

ETA: angevin2 has Richard III and Henry IV in her pants!

Act I, Scene I: I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon comes this night in my pants.
Act I, Scene II: How now, brother! Where is my cousin, your son? In my pants.
Act I, Scene III: What the good-year, my lord! Why are you thus out of measure sad in my pants?
Act II, Scene I: Was not Count John here at supper in my pants?
Act II, Scene III: Boy! In my pants!
(What? in our house?)
Act III, Scene I: Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor; There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice in my pants.
Act III, Scene II: I do but stay till your marriage be consummate in my pants.
Act III, Scene III: What, Comrade! In my pants?
Act IV, Scene I: Come, Friar Francis, be brief in my pants.
Act IV, Scene II: Is our whole dissembly appeared in my pants?
Act V, Scene I: If you go on thus, you will kill yourself in my pants.
Act V, Scene II: Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve well at my hands by helping me in my pants.
Act V, Scene III: Is this the monument of Leonato in my pants?
Act V, Scene IV: Did I not tell you she was innocent in my pants?