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Jun. 9th, 2008

I have big breasts. They're quite fetching. They precede me, literally.

I'm not boasting here. It's hardly an accomplishment, it's not as if I nurtured them in potting soil from JFK's gravesite and watered them with champagne. I was 13 and they appeared overnight. Cathy, my best friend in Grade 10 and hands-down the high school beauty, said I had the biggest ones in class. "Really?" I said dubiously. For the next 10 years, I ignored my busty substances, but men didn't and it caused me a lot of strife.

Missy, you're a feminist, so why are you banging on about your rack for the CBC, I can hear you saying with a disgust — for which I frankly don't blame you. But a feminist comes to the aid of her sisters, and Julie Couillard, the beautiful woman who had the bad judgment to date the ex-foreign affairs minister Maxime Bernier, has been set upon.

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