'Cause they grow up in the most delightful way...
ETA: Effective immediately, Hornblower and BSG fandom have been shut down due to dangerously high levels of drool, making it hazardous to type, operate heavy machinery, or in hard-hit areas, attempt to walk. There is growing concern that this phenomena may spread to outlying regions of fandom and cause breathing delays of up to 30 seconds and high-pitched squeeing noises, gusting to screams of ecstasy as the night progresses. It is recommended that where possible, fangrrls stay indoors ... in their bunks. Possibly with cigars.
ETA: Effective immediately, Hornblower and BSG fandom have been shut down due to dangerously high levels of drool, making it hazardous to type, operate heavy machinery, or in hard-hit areas, attempt to walk. There is growing concern that this phenomena may spread to outlying regions of fandom and cause breathing delays of up to 30 seconds and high-pitched squeeing noises, gusting to screams of ecstasy as the night progresses. It is recommended that where possible, fangrrls stay indoors ... in their bunks. Possibly with cigars.