Starfish and Coffee

... Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If u set your mind free, baby
Maybe you’d understand
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam

Starfishing: lying so that no part of your body touches any other part, usually for fear of spontaneous combustion.

Yes, it gets hot in Canada.

Also, I live on top of a large soggy rock, which appears to be evaporating.

What I ought to do: Paint more of the shed.

What I probably will do: Starfish and read and wait for it to get cool enough to eat again.

*grabs coffeecup and falls back into swamp*