THE PATRIARCHY HURTS MEN TOOO, Long Distance Relationship Edition

[marnanightingale]

iclysdale is in Madison.

iclysdale: But I'm not necessarily the best advice on this.
iclysdale: Not really being any equity-seeking groups myself.
commodorified: straight boy ;-)
iclysdale: ;-)
iclysdale: I AM SO OPPRESSED TOO MARNA OMG.
commodorified: Are you?
commodorified: who by?
iclysdale: THE PATRIARCHY. IT HURTS ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO.

commodorified: I need a favour.
fairestcat: yes?
commodorified: Can you a) go thwap ian, b) yell THE PATRIARCHY HURTS MEN TOOOOOO! and c) run away? ;-)
commodorified: he says he is oppressed
fairestcat: possibly not with the running, so I don't fall on the slick floors
commodorified: point!

iclysdale: Second-hand abuse? That's not love, y'awl.
commodorified: NO IT IS THER PATRIARCHY
commodorified: see? it hurts men TOOOOOOO!
iclysdale: ouch.
commodorified: poor patriarchal iclysdale
iclysdale: fairestcat says she is not the patriarchy.

commodorified: FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS
WE ARE ALL THE PATRIARCHY
commodorified: :-)
fairestcat: THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM
commodorified: HAH!

fairestcat: I suppose I might be a tool OF the patriarchy
fairestcat: as are we all
fairestcat: in our own ways
commodorified: come here, my little adjustable wench...

iclysdale: damn your perpetuating systems of oppression anyways.
iclysdale: hrmph.
commodorified: It's not MY system.
commodorified: I AM OPPRESSED. fairestcat IS OPPRESSED. YOU ARE COMPLICIT.
iclysdale: riiiiiight.

commodorified: this is so ending up on lj :-)
fairestcat: *thwaps*
commodorified: NOW YOU SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

Comments

[wcg.livejournal.com]

come here, my little adjustable wench...

OK, that wins QOTD honors.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

You lot make me smile.

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

I love you all!

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

Love the ob-python.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Dennis was being repressed though, not oppressed.

Maybe he was adjusted too.