SeaDoggerel

[marnanightingale]

Crossposted to sparrington

Silly Old Plot-Bear! And he got q_skud_ too, go look!

I tried to keep a fair bit of the innocence and light-heartedness of the original.

Disclaimer: Only the shame is mine



HMS Disobedience

James James
Norrington Norrington
Commodore of the Fleet
Took great
Care of his Pirate
(we think it rather sweet)
James James said to his Pirate
Jack Sparrow he said
Said he
You must never go whoring
In Tortuga
If you don't go whoring with me.

Jack Sparrow
The Commodore's Pirate
Put on his hat and boots
Jack Sparrow
The Commodore's Pirate
Gathered a handful of loot
Jack Sparrow the Commodore's Pirate
said to himself, he said:
“I can go whoring
in Tortuga
And sneak back into his bed.”

The Royal Navy
Put up a notice,
LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED
JACK SPARROW
THE COMMODORE'S PIRATE
HAS RUN OFF AGAIN TO GET LAID!
LAST SEEN
WANDERING DRUNKENLY
QUITE OF HIS OWN ACCORD
HE'S LIKELY BEEN SLAPPED
OR WORSE -- CAUGHT THE CLAP
FORTY SHILLING REWARD!

James James Norrington Norrington
(And don't ever call him Jim)
Told the
Whores of Tortuga
not to go blaming him
James James
Said to his pirate
“Jack Sparrow,” he said, said he:
“You must never go whoring in Tortuga
without inviting me.”

James James
Norrington's pirate
was dragged home in deep disgrace
Jack Sparrow said he was sorry
with a great wide grin on his face
James James
(Somebody told me)
Yelled till his throat was sore
‘til Jack Sparrow the Commodore's Pirate
Dragged him down to the floor!

(Now then, very softly)

J.J.
N.N.
C. of T.F
Took great
C/O his P*****
(We think it rather sweet)
J.J. said to his P*****
“J*** S******” he said, said he:
"You-must-never-go-whoring-in-Tortuga-
if-you-don't-go-whoring-with-ME!"

Comments

[sraun]

ROFLOL! I'm glad it's after most everyone is gone at work - I'm not certain I could explain this!

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

*bows*

I aspire to be completely impossible to explain to the neighbours. :-)

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I Love You!

Reccing this. There are actual tears running down my face.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

*bouncesquee*

[absinthehearts.livejournal.com]

Okay, you were right. *That* one, I needed to read.

On the other hand, if I find out my writing isn't done, then James Norrington is not the only one who is going to be ticked!

[looking at you sternly from over the top of my glasses]

[lizzie-omalley.livejournal.com]

Very cute and very funny. Good Parody! What else can I say!

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

glad you liked it!

James James...um... Morrison? Thing. That poem.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Skud sent me to look at this and it sent me into hysterics.

mhari, when I gave it to her, said, "Thank you, that was my childhood you sprained," which I believe is a compliment.

Re: James James...um... Morrison? Thing. That poem.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

*bows deeply*

Ought I to offer her some ice for that?

Or merely smile obscurely and hint at some of the things Archie does to _Buckingham Palace_, if I don't watch him closely?